You know, when all is said and done, Rob probably consumes, give or take a few, 10,000 calories a day.

Some calories Rob consumed this weekend:

•  crab cake
• steak florentine with mashed potatoes, broccoli, and cauliflower
• Dead Guy Ale
• the rest of my salad
• coffee
• doritos
• Tokyo Rose
• french toast
• corned beef hash
• hashed browns
• combination omelet
• coffee
• Bailey’s and coffee
• cheese and pepperoni pizza
• 6 or 7 microbrews
• cafe au lait
• hazelnut french toast with espresso creme anglaise
• turnip omelet au gratin
• potato wedges
• coffee
• the rest of my salmon scrambler and potatoes
• doritos, refried beans, and cheese
• 3 Guinness
• hummus & pitas
• Tokyo Rose

He’s quite disgusting.