Stop Eating My Food

MRIs for kidney problems.

kerith — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:53:22 +0000

So, I got a couple of comments on a post regarding having Rob’s health being looked at.

These were spam comments, but I find it funny how they just picked up on Rob’s addiction to eating and the health problems it can cause.

Perhaps Rob will someday have kidney disease, heart disease, and/or these VITAL organs will someday just FAIL.

But I guess that’s all you can expect from someone like Rob. Failure.

Lesson of the day:

Safety first!!!

GOOD DAY, SIR!!!!!!!!!!!

Black Eyed Peas

Rob — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 20:04:49 +0000

We made black eyed peas, stewed in a pot with an authentic ham hock! That’s genuine ham goodness and black eyed peas! Kerith made corn bread, too, and I made cocktails with freshly squeezed grapefruit juice, simple syrup and vodka. Plus, there was havarti and provolone cheese on Tomato & Basil Wheat Thins! Delicious eats all around!

Not only does he eat too much…

kerith — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:36:41 +0000

he also complains too much.

True story, people.

True.

Story.

Only on the weekends.

kerith — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 16:42:13 +0000

I only see Rob’s fat face on the weekends.

I can only imagine what he eats during the week.

I can only say that during the workday, he has at least two bagels with peanut butter on top of his usual lunch.

Then the occasional Home Run Inn pizza that he eats at night (full size) with a healthy side dish of hummus and pita, and Doritos.

Not bad, not bad.

kerith — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:46:22 +0000

[Kerith saved this as a draft. I'll carry the torch and finish it up - Rob]

Chipotle – Chicken burrito and chips and guacamole

Peter Sciortino’s Bakery – cheese and fruit croissant and glazed donut twist

Abu’s Jerusalem Peace of the Gold – falafel plate and Arabian coffee

Times Cinema – Popcorn. No hands. Spotted Cow.

Roots – Brunch… spicy crabcakes, two eggs, potatoes, mini muffins (pear and bacon, berry), coffee and orange juice.

Rochambo - Mocha.

Later that night – Kerith’s crab crepes from Roots. Toast with Nutella (2).

sausages.

kerith — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:21:06 +0000

rob bought the brats with cheese injected into their flesh. my guess is that he’ll eat them all in one sitting.

That’s fine.

kerith — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 22:22:16 +0000

You know, when all is said and done, Rob probably consumes, give or take a few, 10,000 calories a day.

Some calories Rob consumed this weekend:

crab cake
steak florentine with mashed potatoes, broccoli, and cauliflower
Dead Guy Ale
the rest of my salad
coffee
doritos
Tokyo Rose
french toast
corned beef hash
hashed browns
combination omelet
coffee
Bailey’s and coffee
cheese and pepperoni pizza
6 or 7 microbrews
cafe au lait
hazelnut french toast with espresso creme anglaise
turnip omelet au gratin
potato wedges
coffee
the rest of my salmon scrambler and potatoes
doritos, refried beans, and cheese
3 Guinness
hummus & pitas
Tokyo Rose

He’s quite disgusting.

Not impressed!

kerith — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:13:41 +0000

Rob sending me number hearts is not the same as regular hearts.

I just don’t like them. All they do is make me angry that he can’t type real hearts.

What Rob types:

What Rob SHOULD type:

Weight Loss!

Rob — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:18:43 +0000

My post flag-football weight: 170lbs

Deviation from weight reported on driver’s license: -5lbs

I will now eat:

half a sandwich

a kahlua and coke

two eggs

green juice of some kind

Rob’s grammatical errors.

kerith — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:15:56 +0000

Rob has a blog called http://neckerchiefvalhalla.wordpress.com/

Underneath the title, he wrote, “where kerchief’s go to die…”

Discuss.