he also complains too much.

True story, people.

True.

Story.

I only see Rob’s fat face on the weekends.

I can only imagine what he eats during the week.

I can only say that during the workday, he has at least two bagels with peanut butter on top of his usual lunch.

Then the occasional Home Run Inn pizza that he eats at night (full size) with a healthy side dish of hummus and pita, and Doritos.