[Kerith saved this as a draft. I'll carry the torch and finish it up - Rob] 

Chipotle - Chicken burrito and chips and guacamole

Peter Sciortino’s Bakery - cheese and fruit croissant and glazed donut twist

Abu’s Jerusalem Peace of the Gold - falafel plate and Arabian coffee

Times Cinema - Popcorn.  No hands.  Spotted Cow.

Roots - Brunch… spicy crabcakes, two eggs, potatoes, mini muffins (pear and bacon, berry), coffee and orange juice. 

Rochambo - Mocha. 

Later that night -  Kerith’s crab crepes from Roots.  Toast with Nutella (2).  

rob bought the brats with cheese injected into their flesh.  my guess is that he’ll eat them all in one sitting.

You know, when all is said and done, Rob probably consumes, give or take a few, 10,000 calories a day.

Some calories Rob consumed this weekend:

•  crab cake
• steak florentine with mashed potatoes, broccoli, and cauliflower
• Dead Guy Ale
• the rest of my salad
• coffee
• doritos
• Tokyo Rose
• french toast
• corned beef hash
• hashed browns
• combination omelet
• coffee
• Bailey’s and coffee
• cheese and pepperoni pizza
• 6 or 7 microbrews
• cafe au lait
• hazelnut french toast with espresso creme anglaise
• turnip omelet au gratin
• potato wedges
• coffee
• the rest of my salmon scrambler and potatoes
• doritos, refried beans, and cheese
• 3 Guinness
• hummus & pitas
• Tokyo Rose

He’s quite disgusting.

Rob sending me number hearts is not the same as regular hearts.

I just don’t like them. All they do is make me angry that he can’t type real hearts.

What Rob types:

<#

What Rob SHOULD type:

<3

My post flag-football weight: 170lbs

Deviation from weight reported on driver’s license: -5lbs

I will now eat:

• half a sandwich

• a kahlua and coke

• two eggs

• green juice of some kind

Rob has a blog called http://neckerchiefvalhalla.wordpress.com/

Underneath the title, he wrote, “where kerchief’s go to die…”

Discuss.

Tune in next week to find out!!!

I’m free to eat whatever I want now!!!

Being Overweight Isn’t All Bad, Study Says

Carrying Excess Pounds Does Not Increase Risk of Dying from Cancer or Heart Disease, Researchers Say

Being overweight boosts the risk of dying from diabetes and kidney disease but not cancer or heart disease, and carrying some extra pounds actually appears to protect against a host of other causes of death, federal researchers reported yesterday.

Honey, please bring down an extra bag of Doritos this weekend. KThanks!

Rob used to weigh 165, now he weighs 172.

This weight gain is attributed to the heavy beer drinking and Dorito eating.

I’m hungry sometimes.  It happens.  Sometimes a lot.   I have a high metabolism, too.  So if I eat two breakfast burritos (in two separate sittings, mind you) and two (not three) PBR’s and some excellent Miso Soup, to boot, I think I’m doing alright.

And yes, I ate an entire Home Run Inn pizza tonight.   It was delicious.