So, I got a couple of comments on a post regarding having Rob’s health being looked at.

These were spam comments, but I find it funny how they just picked up on Rob’s addiction to eating and the health problems it can cause.

Perhaps Rob will someday have kidney disease, heart disease, and/or these VITAL organs will someday just FAIL.

But I guess that’s all you can expect from someone like Rob.  Failure.

Lesson of the day:

Safety first!!!

GOOD DAY, SIR!!!!!!!!!!!

We made black eyed peas, stewed in a pot with an authentic ham hock!  That’s genuine ham goodness and black eyed peas!  Kerith made corn bread, too, and I made cocktails with freshly squeezed grapefruit juice, simple syrup and vodka.   Plus, there was havarti and provolone cheese on Tomato & Basil Wheat Thins!  Delicious eats all around! 

he also complains too much.

True story, people.

True.

Story.

I only see Rob’s fat face on the weekends.

I can only imagine what he eats during the week.

I can only say that during the workday, he has at least two bagels with peanut butter on top of his usual lunch.

Then the occasional Home Run Inn pizza that he eats at night (full size) with a healthy side dish of hummus and pita, and Doritos.

[Kerith saved this as a draft. I'll carry the torch and finish it up - Rob] 

Chipotle - Chicken burrito and chips and guacamole

Peter Sciortino’s Bakery - cheese and fruit croissant and glazed donut twist

Abu’s Jerusalem Peace of the Gold - falafel plate and Arabian coffee

Times Cinema - Popcorn.  No hands.  Spotted Cow.

Roots - Brunch… spicy crabcakes, two eggs, potatoes, mini muffins (pear and bacon, berry), coffee and orange juice. 

Rochambo - Mocha. 

Later that night -  Kerith’s crab crepes from Roots.  Toast with Nutella (2).  

rob bought the brats with cheese injected into their flesh.  my guess is that he’ll eat them all in one sitting.

You know, when all is said and done, Rob probably consumes, give or take a few, 10,000 calories a day.

Some calories Rob consumed this weekend:

•  crab cake
• steak florentine with mashed potatoes, broccoli, and cauliflower
• Dead Guy Ale
• the rest of my salad
• coffee
• doritos
• Tokyo Rose
• french toast
• corned beef hash
• hashed browns
• combination omelet
• coffee
• Bailey’s and coffee
• cheese and pepperoni pizza
• 6 or 7 microbrews
• cafe au lait
• hazelnut french toast with espresso creme anglaise
• turnip omelet au gratin
• potato wedges
• coffee
• the rest of my salmon scrambler and potatoes
• doritos, refried beans, and cheese
• 3 Guinness
• hummus & pitas
• Tokyo Rose

He’s quite disgusting.

Rob sending me number hearts is not the same as regular hearts.

I just don’t like them. All they do is make me angry that he can’t type real hearts.

What Rob types:

<#

What Rob SHOULD type:

<3

My post flag-football weight: 170lbs

Deviation from weight reported on driver’s license: -5lbs

I will now eat:

• half a sandwich

• a kahlua and coke

• two eggs

• green juice of some kind

Rob has a blog called http://neckerchiefvalhalla.wordpress.com/

Underneath the title, he wrote, “where kerchief’s go to die…”

Discuss.